And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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