Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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