More tranny stories later!
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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