well I can't set my house on fire every night
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The beer is more important than you right now.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
