you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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