i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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