That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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