i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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