I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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