did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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