We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Are we still banned from the library?
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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