Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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