All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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