Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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