Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
That's how pantless uber rides happen
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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