Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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