Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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