That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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