there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We have started to decorate penises.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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