therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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