We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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