You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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