It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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