Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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