How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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