Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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