problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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