I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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