weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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