oh god the rape fog is back!
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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