I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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