Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
