Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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