the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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