He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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