it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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