Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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