Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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