it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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