You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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