school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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