Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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