Sponge bath it is.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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