I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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