What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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