Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
should my penis look like a turkey
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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I need you to use more vowels.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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