Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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