I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
no you cant smoke seaweed
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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