As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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