Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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