i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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