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My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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